You Have To Be Cool To Be A Blogger

...which is why I am not a blogger.

Well, technically I am. For my school, I mean. This is not a blog. Not really. I don't consider it one. I mean, not a real one. This is a play blog. Do you get it? If not, then I justify my point of why I don't deserve to call this a real blog.

Anyways, I came to the conclusion that you must be cool to be a blogger in attempting to write my student blog this evening. Usually, I write my blogs about once a week and there's no problem. This time, however, I got a reminder email from my boss telling me I had one due. The first thing I thought: but I have nothing to write about. I have literally done nothing blog-worthy in the past week. The most exciting part of my week was making waffles and watching Muppets From Space. But I've already talked about waffles in another blog and I'm pretty sure everyone would assume I was high if I was watching a muppet movie while eating excessive amounts of food.

That's another thing. I can't imply anything about drugs or alcohol usage in my student blogs. Now, I'm not a huge frequenter of either of those, but a lot of my stories are so ridiculous and lame that most people would assume I was on something and therefore I can't write about it on my student blog.

But I digress.

You must be cool to be a blogger. The other student bloggers are really involved on campus or doing internships. Me? I eat waffles and make couch forts. Seriously, that's all my blog says about me so far.

I hope that one day I'll be interesting enough to be a real blogger, but until then I'll stick to these pointless, self-absorbed blogs for my close friends.

So, um...Guess I don't use this blog much anymore

My semester is pretty packed with other interweb outlets. Ergo, I haven't thought about posting on here for quite some time.

Next semester, I hope to use this as a travel blog for all of the things that I can't write on my SU blog.

Until then, check out my other projects for the semester:

My SU blog:
http://www.southwestern.edu/studentsviews

Jabberwocky and Finch:
http://www.youtube.com/JbwockyAndFinch

My Current Idealized Life Plan

Finish up this last semester at SU(cks)

Study abroad in Amsterdam

Transfer to NYU where I will live with Kate and Leslie

Go to grad school at Stanford and live with Joanna

Get my doctorate at Cambridge? Perhaps...

Become wildly successful and live a badass life in the realms of art and academia

Ahhh...I love my future

To Do List

After my vacation next week, I know that summer is going to fly by in a second and I have so much to do.

Finish renovating my room
Put all of my books on shelves organized by the Dewey Decimal System
Pack everything for college
Read The Omnivore's Dilemma
Read at least a few other books on my giant list
Complete admissions video editing
Edit a video for scholarship
Edit a video for NYU Film School app
Make a video to "Let's Get Fucked Up"
Make Kate's Solipsist film
Go to the Bollywood theater
Send out StuFo letters
Begin study abroad and transfer applications
Go to the Army Base with Kate
Go to more thrift stores
Get my typewriter fixed
Make a dermatologist appointment
Sign up for online health insurance
Laze around by a pool
Watch some foreign movies with Kate
Get around to starting that podcast with Joanna

to be continued...

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Poll: Majors

I don't know how to post a poll within a blog. So just leave a comment please!

Which concentration should I choose?

A. Comparative literature
B. Linguistics
C. Medieval studies
D. Comparative religion
E. Film production

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There are things that I just don't understand
The whole world. It's so
overwhelming

But I can't take small doses
Nothing small
I need more
Always more

I stand too firmly
My feet don't flow with
everyone elses'
They stay
Not moving
Not seeing

A glance caught
A step taken

Nothing changes

I return
Not understanding
How
Why

All I see is red